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And now a moment of truth

Best of Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. d now a moment of truth:

Classic school of thought

Fortune favors the brave. (Virgil)
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. (Andre Maurois)
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. (George Santayana)
The advance of liberty is the path to both a safer and better world. (George W. Bush)
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. (Oscar Wilde)
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. (Gracie Allen)
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. (Jonathan Swift)
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. (Bill Clinton)
Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts. (Cicero)
To do is to be. (Socrates)
To be is to do. (Jean-Paul Sartre, Plato)
To be or not to be. (William Shakespeare)

Our school of thought

There are more of them than us. (Herb Caen)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Rodney Dangerfiel)
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. (Leo Tolstoy)
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. (George Burns)
As I was walking up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd stay away. (Hughes Mearns)
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. (Woody Allen)
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money comes handy (Groucho Marx)
America is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. (Bobcat Goldthwaite)
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave. (E.M. Forster)
Do-be-do-be-do. (Frank Sinatra)
Scooby Dooby Doo. (Scooby Doo)
Yabba Dabba Dooooooo. (Fred Flintstone)

Best of Winston Churchill

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Best of Woddy Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
I am at two with nature.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Best of Oscar Wilde

I am not young enough to know everything.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

... and some more...

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty. Eugene McCarthy
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. Brendan Gill
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole worrld blind. Gandhi
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. Alfred Wiggam
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno